"This is Why I Wanted to Stay Home" T-Shirt

You tried. You left the house. You socialized. And now… regret. This shirt is for the introverts, the people-watchers, and anyone who's ever faked an emergency to leave early.

Small talk? Pass.
Drama? No thanks.
Couch > People. Always.

Perfect for when you're out in public but mentally already back in your pajamas.